kaltenaugen:

Why not?

Listen here, Annie…. Just. Cut. Bullshitting. Around.

kaltenaugen:

You don’t trust me now?

I’m hurt.

Don’t even think twice about pulling that bullshit.

kaltenaugen:

Not once did I say you did.

I was simply stating that the rule doesn’t apply here.

So please.

Fall into despair.

I’m sure i’ll soon follow.

Alright. 

You’re saying that you’ll follow my lead. 

Not buying it. 

kaltenaugen:

The ”ladies first” rule does not apply here.

Never once did I mention your gender! 

kaltenaugen:

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Jeez, I’m hurt.

Then suffer.

You first.