can we just fucking talk about Reiner and bertholdt going to a renaissance fair for a second though, like, Reiner would be that dude that’s super fucking into and goes in tight pants and chain mail and buys gigantic fucking swords and clubs he can’t even really afford and then bertholdt comes with him because he loves him but also because no one wants to be seen with Reiner when he does that and poor Bertl just gets pulled around to all the little booths with Reiner. Reiner probably buys him a cloak and he ends up feeling obligated to wear it even though it looks really dumb over his normal clothes
and then Reiner always eats too much because he’s like “bertholdt it’s just a turkey leg omfg who do you think I am of course I need two” but then they’re always bigger than he remembers so bertholdt ends up eating one too
but yeah bertholdt probably really likes going with him anyway because he’s so happy the whole time
